Thursday, October 15, 2009

Confusion On The Street Corner

I'm on the phone with my mom this morning when I hear her suddenly say:

My Mom: No! No, no, no, no, no. No!!!

I wasn't quite sure if she replying to whatever I had said or just spouting out answers. Luckily she went on to explain:

My Mom: This man just came up to my car window and asked me for a cigarette.

My mother doesn't smoke. As I'm mulling over the idea of this exchange in my head, she offers up an alternative:

My Mom: Maybe he wanted the marijuana.

My mom always (always, always, always) refers to weed as the marijuana. I find the idea of either scenario absolutely ludicrous. I begin questioning her about her location.

My Mom: I'm on the corner by the CVS. He looked drunk. He just came up to the car window and stuck his fingers up to his mouth in a "v".

That's when it all started to make sense.

Me: Mom, was he sticking out his tongue?



Your mother's so cute.

Shannon said...

That's really funny! I found your blog through, Brian is a friend of mine. So I'm wondering if the homeless man was wearing a Van Halen shirt because anytime I think of the that gesture, it reminds of me of the 1980's and Van Halen videos!

thisnewplace said...

I am sitting here laughing hysterically! THAT IS TOO MUCH!!!!! So, was he?

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