Last weekend I made an appointment for an eyebrow wax.
I had noticed that my eyebrows were actually becoming two very separate entities. They were looking more like fraternal twins than identical. I'd spent the last month letting them fill in. So after a morning at the gym, I remembered my appointment and managed to arrive only about 10 minutes late. When I arrived, I was told that the waxer had left. So I rescheduled for today and then promptly forgot that appointment too.
I'm too embarrassed to reschedule. My poor twins - ignored, neglected and forgotten. At this pace, they'll be conjoined just in time for summer.