When I was in middle school....uh....nu-huh. I don't know if I was even in the stadium, much less crossing home plate. And I was much more, shall we say athletic than I hope my girls to be. (In reality, I probably have selective memory.)
A few years ago, when Hazel still talked with a toddler's lisp, she asked me, "Mommy, how old are you when you can have a baby"
"Thirty" I replied, without missing a beat.
So this whole Sarah Palin is really Trig's grandmother...that's impossible because Bristol's knocked up now...business has about got me baffled. Not to mention the my water broke but I need to travel across country, past countless hospitals to birth a baby that doesn't appear on the hospital website delivered by a Doctor who has suddenly gone MIA.
I keep running over to here and here to get more.
I watch things like this:
Which has nothing really to do with the pregnancy, but is funny and follows the Obama model of children being off limits.
So I try to figure it all out and try to write or say something that will make sense to my kids...but I can't even make sense of it myself?
I mean seriously! Have you seen the pictures of Palin during her first pregnancy? But props to Mrs. G, whose response post is kind and poignant.
I'm going to go out on a limb and on the record and say that I do NOT think that Palin is Trig's mother, I think she is the grandmother. And I think that this "news" of Bristol's current pregnancy will be followed with a convenient
But what do I know? I just spend alot of time doing online searches.
Still I'm going to have to go Miley with this one:
You have a four month old, a son going to war, a pregnant daughter and you want to be vice-president SAY WHAT?!?!