Thursday, September 18, 2008

The Secret To Life

Last night I learned a very important life lesson. I had what Oprah would describe as an "ah-ha!" moment.

I was attending a very fancy industry event. A very fancy advertising industry event.

If I had more time I'd bore you with the details of how I didn't have time shop or primp. Or how I ran into a dear old (boy)friend and he commented on my toenail polish. Or how I got locked outside when I went to give Charlie (Hi Charlie!) a hug. Or how I went to the party with highly contagious cold, contemplated wearing a face mask but then just ended up drinking vodka/grapefruits and washing my hands alot. 

And thank goodness I did, because I learned the secret to life. And it couldn't have come at a more opportune time.

I was talking to another dear old (boy)friend of mine, let's call him Mr. Fabulous.

Me: You sure are busy, Mr. Fabulous.

Mr. Fabulous: Baby, I'm always busy. But what are you talking about?

Me: Well, your status updates on Facebook. It's just one thing after another. NewYork. Belgium. St. Paul. Miami. Wichita. I mean one day you're running with the bulls and the next your dog wins best show.

Mr. Fabulous: Oh, honey. I make that shit up.

And there you have it. The secret to life: Make shit up! 

10 comments:

zellmer said...

I want to hear more about what this fancy event was about, who these former boyfriends are, and how Charlie's doing (so jealous, I love Charlie).

Denise said...

Is that what I've been doing wrong?

Dijea said...

OMG, but I suck at making stuff up. Is there a course I can take?

Magpie said...

Damn. I've got to try that.

Jenny said...

Okay, I have been working WAAAAY to hard! Thanks for that! :)

CP said...

OMG I am SO taking a page from Mr. Fabulous and heading over to Facebook and lying my ass off. Right now.

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