Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Changing the subject

I just spent an insane about of time sifting through every email I have ever sent. It was mildly amusing reading some of the subject lines.

Like this one to my mom:

I don't have your silver scapular necklace.

Or these two that remind me that I used to have a social life:

Re: Help! Babysitter??
MUST have a sitter Thurs!!!


I have no recollection of this one:

I need four.

Whatever it was, apparently I needed multiples. Oh, I bet it was concert tickets!

How about this one to a mommy friend of mine:

Hi! Wanted to touch base w/ your husband.

(And that not all I wanted to touch!) I am so kidding. But reading subject lines in emails allows you to add tone and take things out of context.

This one strikes me as extra chatty:

Re: Fwd: Re: Re: Re: Re: did you get my message?

Here is a typical one to my husband, before we were constantly connected through ichat.

Erik bring lunch to 9:30 gate & pick up at 3pm today

Which would be quickly followed by a:

Re: Re: Re: are you mad to me?


And then a:

Re: Re: Re: Re: thank you

There was the period when we sold a tons of stuff on craigslist.com:

Re: #1 Consumer Reports Rated JOGGING Stroller -- Kelty Kids - $100


Re: Bookshelves, Bookshelves, Bookshelves. We got 'em. You take 'em.

Re: Harry Potter Collection Extravaganza!!!! CD's & Hardcovers --Books 1-5 - $60

No wonder I am so successful as a advertising copywriter.

But this one, this one just might be a reoccurring theme:

I'm a mess.

52 comments:

Kathy said...

Hi, I just wandered into your blog via Fussy...this post is hilarious. Makes me want to go through my old emails and see what I can find. ;)

jen said...

I'm SO going through my old e-mails now. Hilarious!

mrs. blogoway said...

I think you're so funny.

Hey, you need to get over to Mrs. G's and read her post today. She wrote about Bossy's friend, Martha and there's a picture!!
http://derfwadmanor.blogspot.com/2008/04/bossy-bossy-bossy.html

Miss Grace said...

Your emails are far more interesting than mine I'm afraid. Thanks for the I Will Teach You to Be Rich link :)

Hope you have a peachy Thursday

~ Denise said...

Ok, here's one from my sent folder:

Arriba, Arriba!!

LOL

Have a great day!
Denise

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