Seriously people, I go around doing good deeds NON-STOP and no one seems to notice. A prime example, the wedge haired lady who yelled at me for feeding birds.
Just a few minutes ago, I moved my car from the open lot to the safety net of covered parking. Thus ensuring that the impending thunderstorms and potential tornado would almost instantly change course and spare each and every one of my co-workers and their vehicles what was sure to be thousands of dollars in hail damage not to mention their lives.
And tonight, I will forgo the love and quality time spent with my family, to go meet perfect strangers from the internet.
Everything I do, I do it for yooooooou!