What am I doing wrong? Is it too much drug talk? Not enough truth? My kids are cuter than yours? It's because we are temporarily low in the checking account? It's because we live in Texas? Whatever it is I KNOW it is all my fault. But if you'd be so inclined as to give me some pointers and let me know what you need from me I'd be happy to oblige. For the love of fortune cookies, why the HELL don't I get any comments?