Wednesday, December 5, 2007

8 Strangely Weird Facts About Me: A Meme

1) I am a meme virgin.

2) I have a sewing needle inside my heel. Permanently embedded. It just showed up on an X-ray, and I have zero recollection of stepping on it. It used to really creep me out.

3) I have a lame tattoo on back, right lower hip. Once I applied to be on the Jane Pauley Show and have it removed. Then I realized there would be before and after pictures of my ass on national television. I don't think so.

4) I can find people I know in a large crowds. Honest. Once I sat at Madison Square Garden with a pair of binoculars and proved it to the nay-sayers.

5) I went to four different high schools and graduated in three years.

6) Lula crowned in an ambulance. The EMTs high-fived over me exclaiming: We've rushed countless women in labor to the hospital an nobody actually HAS the baby. I'm still kinda embarrassed.

7) Maybe because I am a writer, I am often asked to read at weddings. From which I coined now defunct phrase: Always a reader, never a breeder. I've actually been a bridesmaid twice. Both couples are no longer together.

8) Lately, my mother has been reminding me of Kris Kardashian. I am nothing like Kim.


Tagged by my dear friend at The Z Files.

10 comments:

Which Box said...

I love the fact you can find people in corwds. Because secretly I've always wanted that and am terrible at it. I go to a lot of sporting events, knowing there are other people there, and search for them and never, ever find them.

Thanks for your comment. I hate the thought of a scrunchy face. I don't know what yesterday was - a weird cosmic anomaly? A bizarre set of coincidences that gelled into one moment?

I know what it wasn't - a hollywood ending, fade into the sunset, happily ever after, lalala. This is by no means resolved.

Hmm, maybe you are helping me with my next post......

Beau said...

I love it. Ya know, I've heard that it's actually common for people to have needles in their feet. The thought of it DISGUSTS me! You are TOTALLY like Kim Kardashian! Remember that time you made a sex tape with Brandy's brother, Ray-J?

Mindy said...

Of your post, Darrell says from across the room, "You mean that bitch didn't even change her name to Jenner?"

And thought Hazel's Jewish comment was hilar.

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